It never occurred to me to try this, but if you were to spell out numbers, what is the first number that has a letter “A”<\/i>?<\/p>\n
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And in light of Saturday’s game against the Leafs:<\/p>\n
A child stands in court before a judge. His parents are divorcing and the judge is asking him which parent he would like to live with. “Would you like to live with your mother?” the judge asks. “No! She beats me every night and I don’t want to live with her!”. So the judge says “Okay, you can go live with your dad then.” The child replies, “No! he beats me every night as well! I don’t want to live with him!” And the judge replies, “Well, if both your parents beat you then who do you want to live with?”. <\/p>\n
The boy replies “The Toronto Maple Leafs.” The judge is puzzled. “Why would you want to live with them?” he asks. The boy replies “Because they don’t beat anyone!”<\/p>\n
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What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
\nThey both look good until they hit the ice. <\/p>\n
Why is the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto?
\nIt’s the only way the Stanley Cup will ever be in Toronto.<\/p>\n
What’s the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
\nThe vending machine has Players.<\/p>\n
Why are the Leafs like a training bra?
\nMinimal support and no cups.<\/p>\n
What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup playoffs?
\nThe Toronto Maple Leafs.<\/p>\n
What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
\nA thief.<\/p>\n
What’s the very first thing a Leaf fan will hear when Toronto wins the Stanley Cup?
\nTheir alarm clock.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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