{"id":92,"date":"2009-02-28T16:07:44","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T00:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/?p=92"},"modified":"2009-02-28T16:11:11","modified_gmt":"2009-03-01T00:11:11","slug":"stuff-white-people-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/28\/stuff-white-people-like\/","title":{"rendered":"STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>A little something Jason was showing us which was actually pretty interesting&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i><br \/>\nFor example, white people find it particularly hilarious to take slang and enunciate every word perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHomey, that bernaise sauce you made is wack. Do you know what I am saying? For Real.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I used a different type of butter. I switched the style up, so let the haters hate and I\u2019ll watch the deliciousness pile up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Since the above exchange involves people who are very aware of their whiteness it is hilarious, but if it were to be said by wiggers, it would be tragic. The difference is subtle but essential.<\/p>\n<p>This is also an excellent way to make white people like you. If you can recite rap lyrics with perfect enunciation, they will always find it funny. As a rule of thumb, the more popular the rapper, the funnier it gets. Best options: 50 Cent, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, or Jay Z. Note: avoid Kanye West as the irony of reciting his lyrics with perfect English is not as great.<\/p>\n<p>In terms of physical actions, there are few things white people enjoy more than throwing up fake gang signs in photos. Again, the same rules apply: if it is done by wiggers it is tragic, if it\u2019s done by the right kind of white people, it\u2019s hilarious. It\u2019s not a good idea to mention how these signs have often resulted in awful, senseless deaths\u2013 that will ruin the joke.<\/p>\n<p>In both cases, the actions are done in hopes that a white person will be recognized as \u201cone of the good ones,\u201d who love hip hop, but don\u2019t try to appropriate it in any non-hilarious ways.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stuffwhitepeoplelike.com\/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like\/\" target=\"_blank\">CLICK to see the rest!<\/a><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little something Jason was showing us which was actually pretty interesting&#8230; For example, white people find it particularly hilarious to take slang and enunciate every word perfectly. \u201cHomey, that bernaise sauce you made is wack. Do you know what I am saying? For Real.\u201d \u201cWell, I used a different type of butter. I switched [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58],"tags":[27,64,63,62,61,59,60],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-cool","tag-funny","tag-like","tag-stuff","tag-stuff-white-people","tag-white","tag-white-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rodandmelissa.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}